We started our project on a.....

Typical Saturday Morning

Sharp miserable rain whooshing down the drain

Rippled sploshy puddles getting deeper by the minute

Dripping multi-coloured umbrellas, blowing back and forth and side to side

Drenched drooping coats feeling sorry for themselves

Leafless limp trees, swaying like fat penguins

Soggy leaves making dams in drains, like potato peelings in a sink

Wet new cars driving back the rain with squeaky wipers

Stars twinkle across the pitch-black sky pitch

The teams of planets are ready for the big match

Rainbow Wanderers against Saturn Wednesday

For the Galaxy Cup

A shooting star streaks while the stars wait

The satellite managers look on nervously

And the Universe is silent

The Martian referee adjusts the yellow card sun

And the red card mars in his pocket

Checks his watch and

Blows his whistle for the kick-off

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The moon swerves and bends across Jupiter

Up towards the constellation goals

Jupiter Floyd Asteroid passes up the wing

Alien Cole dribbles past the Saturn defence

Crosses in a bending orbit to the head

Of Venus van Nistelrooy

Leaping above the Pluto spot

Thwack!

Like a meteorite the moon hits the back of the net

One nil, one nil

when i was 10 i was very old
when i was 9 i had the flu
when i was 8 i was double trouble
when i was 7 i screamed for england
when i was 6 i beat my mother with stirers
when i was 5 i cried on the drive
when i was 4 i went to hell
when i was 3 i weed on the floor
when i was 2 i was nearly new
when i was 1 i went to the loo

by sarah&bethany

WHEN I HAD MY GOALS

WHEN I HAD MY GOALS

AS SOON AS I HAD THEM

I PICKED THEM UP AND OPENED

THEM THEN I FIXED THEM UP

AND THEN I STARTED

TO PLAY WITH THEM

When man.u won the treble

As giggsi ran down the field

To make it 2-1 against Arsenal